 30 rock |
 how i met your mother |
 gossip girl |
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| season-finale cliff-hanger |
G.E. chairman Don Geiss (Rip Torn) has entered a coma, and Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) has quit NBC. For good? He’s not yet confirmed he’s in for the whole fall season … | Ted (Josh Rodnor) asks Stella (Sarah Chalke) to marry him in the middle of an arcade. Sadly, if she says yes and they get married, the show is essentially over. | A chain of complicated lies causes Upper East Side princess Serena (Blake Lively) to be dumped by her earnest Brooklyn boyfriend (Penn Badgley). |
| what should happen | MILF Island comes back as a show-within-a-show. | Britney Spears returns, and Ted meets the mother of his children. |
More havoc from Serena’s conniving grandmother CeCe Rhodes, who’s already faked terminal cancer. |
| what will probably happen instead | Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) will begin the process of adopting a baby. Recycled Baby Mama jokes to ensue. |
Ted will meet a number of celebrity actresses who we will be led to believe are the mother of his children, but actually aren’t. | Serena and Dan will get back together. Yawn. |
| exciting cameo | It’s been rumored that Fey will get Oprah Winfrey to guest star. | Regis Philbin, in a scene involving a hamburger. |
Tinsley Mortimer and Jay McInerney play facsimiles of themselves. |
 lipstick jungle |
 ugly betty |
 dirty sexy money |
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| season-finale cliff-hanger |
Nico (Kim Raver) ends her affair with scorching hot young photographer Kirby (Robert Buckley) after her husband has a heart attack while she’s out on a tryst. | Betty (America Ferrera) is forced to choose whether to fly to Rome with Gio (Freddy Rodriguez) or move to Tucson with Henry (Christopher Gorham). | Dippy divorcée Karen (Natalie Zea) is revealed to be the brains (and boobs) of a scheme to undo vengeful billionaire Simon Elder (Blair Underwood). |
| what should happen | Guest star Bobby Cannavale returns, and the threesome that didn’t happen last time happens this time. | Wilhelmina’s (Vanessa Williams) illegitimate baby turns out to be the kid from The Omen. |
Lisa (Zoe McLellan) gets a makeover from Patrick Darling’s tranny mistress, Carmelita (Candis Cayne).. |
| what will probably happen instead | Nico and Kirby get back together. Robert Buckley’s signed on for a new season, and let’s face it: Abs like his don’t stay offscreen for long. |
Betty will stay in New York. The show is named after her—they can’t have her living somewhere like Tucson. | Lisa will decide to solve her unhappiness by getting pregnant, causing familial tension to mount. |
| exciting cameo | Rosie Perez as a publicist, and Mary Tyler Moore as a mom (guess whose). | Lindsay Lohan will reprise her role as school bully. |
Lucy Liu, as a ball-busting lawyer. |
